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4 May 10

In to the wilderness of night, people are preparing to sleep to end their day, I am sitting along thinking about dreaming and doing, dream is not you see when you are sleeping I have dreamed many a times awake in my full consciousness and that’s when the dream becomes reality.

Few days back I was wondering what’s gonna happen to my life if some day I failed at crucial point of time in my life and quickly realized by thinking this I am giving inroad to failure to ruin my dream, what ever you aspire about think about it day in day out, live with it sleep with it and keep it in your heartbeats than nothing in this world can stop you from reaching your dream or goal, major problem which I have faced in this is our logical reasoning to evaluate everything on Profit & Losss statement (P&L) that’s where the problem start when we subdue our instincts for fear which is projected in P&L statement, what I am today should not be mirror of that P&L statement but it should reflect what I really wanted to do in my life.

As in some speech Steve Jobs said imagine every day as it’s your last day of your life and ask your self are you doing what you are doing today will you be doing that if it would have been last day of your lives, don’t get carried away by dogma which surrounds you think what you want to do and do it.

I know I am no saint to preach all these things to all the intelligent people out there but still that’s what I believe in foolishly, to take it or not is up to reader and yes the disclaimer please don;t come to me saying I tried it all what you said and it did not work for me. It will not as you are unique incarnation of god what I can do you can not and what you can do I can not, that’s how the universe is created. Can you imagine everyone falling in love with only one beautiful girl on this planet, that simply does not happens for the reason we all know but than we ignore this in our lives we go after the same MBA degree, same MS from US of A , do we ever give it thought what we wanted from our lives, I know you will jump out of your couch and say I always wanted to do MBA I am sorry my friend I beg to differ that’s not what you wanted to do, that’s what you were forced to do by circumstances, I know there are 10% of people who actually take such decisions giving clear consideration to a lot of things and I respect their decisions but I am ruthless about other 90% of folks I simply pity them.

Seems like carlsberg effect is ending so is my enthusiasm to continue it further.

PS: No intention to hurt anyone opinions above are my own one, apologies to souls who are hurt by this post if any. Cheers


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24 Oct 09

Chrome malware warning on Orkut

Chrome malware warning on Orkut


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7 Oct 09

Yeah you heard me right today Atlassian JIRA 4.0 was officially released after doing many beta’s and release candidate…I was expecting that it will take people with a storm with opensocial gadget JQL and many other improvements yes it did took people with storm but for some other reasons and the reason was its licensing policy you can find details of same here and my favourite one is there reason of changing the licensing that’s really cool and pretty lame at the same time for reasons of increasing the licensing cost or changing it all together.

I really doubt the fact that any hundred people company will really like to pay $4000 JIRA and the biggest one is the Enterprise license now costs you double that is $8000 and the cherry one the cake is licensing is now based on number of active named users that means that if you have 100 users and you are now 101 ; you need to run behind Atlassian to upgrade your licenses.

I want to write more on this but may be some other lets wait and watch for reactions from other people; I will be back on this topic with more detailed analysis of pros and cons of same this was just an initial outburst.


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27 Sep 09

I was never a ardent fan of facebook I signed up just to see what its all about and I found it some what interesting so I started using it occasionally; but couple of days back I noticed something has terribly changed in facebook application; I was not able to relate if I had ever earlier used this application and on top of it you even don’t have an option to switch to older version which is pity.
I don’t know what has caused these people to change it but I am sure of one thing that I am not going to use it in future any more this is not the way you should force on people you want.


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15 Apr 09

The Python interpreter contains few easter eggs which expresses sentiments of Python developer by and large I will listing them down if you know more kindly let me know

1. If you open a Python interpreter, and type

import this

, it outputs the following:

The Zen of Python, by Tim Peters

Beautiful is better than ugly.
Explicit is better than implicit.
Simple is better than complex.
Complex is better than complicated.
Flat is better than nested.
Sparse is better than dense.
Readability counts.
Special cases aren’t special enough to break the rules.
Although practicality beats purity.
Errors should never pass silently.
Unless explicitly silenced.
In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.
There should be one– and preferably only one –obvious way to do it.
Although that way may not be obvious at first unless you’re Dutch.
Now is better than never.
Although never is often better than *right* now.
If the implementation is hard to explain, it’s a bad idea.
If the implementation is easy to explain, it may be a good idea.
Namespaces are one honking great idea — let’s do more of those!

2. On python interpreter typing from __future__ import braces

it prints the output as follows Traceback (SyntaxError: not a chance (<interactive input>, line 1)

3. On python interpreter type import __hello__

this outputs Hello world…

Those were few easter eggs which were there in Python pre-3000 release

An antigravity module is added to Python 3.0. Importing the module opens a web browser to an xkcd comic that portrays Python having an antigravity module

Kindly let me know if you know any more easter eggs.


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1 Jan 09

Ballmer Peak

Ballmer Peak

I agree with Ballmer’s Peak; personal experience if you have proper quantity of alcohol and than do coding you are highly efficient but have no comments on whats that quantity as when I try I am not able to reach to that level but some time it happens on its own.

So alcohol is good for programmers; just kidding. :)


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22 Aug 08

opensource

Comic on Microsoft and OpenSource


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